Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

Is there another word for synonym?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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